There's beauty in the breakdown... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funnyness Three funny things happened to me today, and I just had to share them with you, Diaryland. One. I got hit on yet again. But this time, it was by an Amish (I think he was Amish!) guy at the library. Seriously. I know it sounds weird, but this Amish guy came up to me and tried to make small talk. After we talked about a book I was looking at and the hot weather, he asked me if I wanted to ride horses. I thought it was a joke. It wasn't. Two. I was putting all my clothes out at work tonight, and I decided to move these pants off the wall. When I did it, the entire wall display fell down. That's four entire bars of sweaters and pants. On the floor. It was hilarious. My boss thought I was having a seizure because I was laughing so hard. Good times, good times. Three. Apparently, I'm pregnant. While I was waiting to set the system to leave the store, my cellphone rang. It was my mom. My brother heard today, at my old high school, that I was pregnant. And Ben's the father. That's why we are living together. That's impossible. First of all, it's Ben. Second, we've never had sex. Third, we've never had sex with anyone before. Yes, this is just crazy. Put a smile on your face, make the world a better place. ("Smile" - Vitamin C) 9:40 PM - 08.22.02 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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